The Tae-Bo Bowtie.
Meet my Aunt Mary and Uncle Phil:
I am showing you this photo because I believe that my Uncle Phil looks like a white, bespectacled version of Billy Blanks, world famous inventor of the Tae Bo fitness program. See?
Twins. Anyway, when I was a kid, my friend Brittney’s stepmom was really into the whole Tae Bo craze. We used to follow along with the VHS tape (remember those?) at sleepovers all the time. As with any cardio, the participants get sweaty. Really sweaty. Until now…
I am proud to introduce my latest hypothetical invention: the Tae Bo Bowtie!
No more pesky collar sweat! No more immodest bare necks at the gym! The Tae Bo Bowtie solves all your problems and leads the way to a happier, more fit lifestyle.
Don’t feel self conscious about your glistening clavicle any longer. Order the Tae Bo Bowtie today.